Thursday, March 4, 2010

Wednesday, March 3, 2010

Mo'Nique Talks About Her Open Marriage, Hairy Legs

Some stray thoughts and possible amusements:

Not what you want to hear: A police helicopter was sweeping my street last night and over a loudspeaker I heard: “Put down your weapon! Put down your weapon!” Note to neighbors: You might want to have your daughters sell those Girl Scout cookies tomorrow or the next night.

If they’re still looking for the plot of HANGOVER 2 I’ve got one for you. Read this yesterday in the New York Times. A newlywed Massachusetts couple spent their wedding night in separate jail cells after police said the bride tried to run over an old flame of the groom. Hubby was in the car at the time, which explains why he spent the night in the slammer.

I found this on Texts From Last Night. Maybe it was the ex. And if so, the bride should have run them both down. "giving him head while he's talking to his fiancee on the phone about me to their wedding... I'm invited. should i go or would that be wrong?"

I will once again be reviewing the Academy Awards and the red carpet arrivals. Look for it late Sunday night/early Monday morning. This upholds a fifteen year tradition – of not being invited to any Oscar parties.

It's supposed to rain on Sunday. I hope Armani makes slickers.

Starting tomorrow I will once again be co-hosting Dodger Talk on 790 KABC after every Dodger game. This year the show will be streamed on the net on KABC.com. So all you fans in Norway and Cambodia will get a chance to call in now and bitch about the starting pitching.

Some actual Huffington Post headlines:

Mo'Nique Talks About Her Open Marriage, Hairy Legs

Salma Hayek Reads To Children

For Sale: Giant Inflatable Olympics Beavers

Did Kobe Bryant Punch An Opponent In The Testicles?

Charlie Sheen & Brooke Mueller Had Druggie Threesomes

Robert Pattinson: I Do Have An Allergy To Vagina, Betty White Is Sexy

Jermaine Jackson's Kids Tried Stun Gunning Cousin Blanket

Child Directs Airplane Traffic From Control Tower

Spider-Man Hits The Unemployment Line

Real Housewife Now A Lesbian?

'Ax Men' Star's Daughter Killed By Family Dog

NFL Prospect Asked Idiotic Question: G-String Or Jock Strap?

Chuck Liddell Talks Nude Exercise Tape

Canada Celebrates, But Homelessness Remains

50 Foot, 20,000 Pound Mobile Home Stolen

Teen Dies In Sewage Pit Behind Long Island Dunkin' Donuts

And side by side Johnny Weir headlines:

Johnny Weir Wears Body Paint, Glitter For Vanity Fair

Johnny Weir Responds To 'Too Gay' Comments

AMERICAN IDOL: Girls will be Boys

AMERICAN IDOL pulled a last minute switch, having the boys sing last night and the girls tonight instead of the other way around. This is due to contestant, Crystal Bowersox – the hippie chick – being taken to the hospital for an undisclosed ailment. Hopefully she’s okay to perform this evening. And even if she’s not who’s going to vote off someone rushed to the hospital? Last year’s whackjob, Tatiana Del Toro is probably kicking herself right now saying, “Damn! Why didn’t I think of that?! All those wasted psychotic episodes!”

Before we get into the guys, an open letter to Ellen: BE FUNNY. Not just a wry comment now and again. BE FUNNY. That’s the only reason you’re there. You clearly know nothing about music, I think even Paula had a larger vocabulary, and you can’t finish a single complete sentence. Your function on the show is to entertain, not make Randy and Kara look smart.

Speaking of Kara, did she fall asleep in a tanning booth this week? She looked like George Hamilton in drag.

Because Fox is trying to milk two hours out of a one-hour show, there was a whole lot more filler this week. Startling revelations like the big fat guy who cried all through Hollywood Week likes musical theater. No!!! Or that English is the second language of the Korean kid. Jack Bauer usually has to torture people to get those kinds of secrets out of them.

The theme this week is “Billboard Hits”, so that much pretty includes everything but the David Hasselhoff discography.

Anyway, on to the guys – This year’s crop is like going to Smart & Final and buying all generic brands. The only thing that distinguishes one from the other is their neck tattoos (bar codes?). There’s not an Adam Lambert in the bunch. Hell, there’s not even…whoever that guy was who was in the Navy.

Two of them – Alex and Tim – should be trying out for the Mouseketeers. And Aaron is really Rachel Maddow at 16.







The most distinctive contestant is Casey and that’s only because he’s really Sawyer from LOST. This must be Sawyer’s storyline in the LOST alternate universe. On IDOL he goes by “Casey” but that doesn’t mean anything. On LOST he also goes by “James”. Kara usually drools over this guy and applauds wildly with her legs, but this week she was more critical. As Simon said to her (in the line of the night), “Did he not return your calls?”







Otherwise, there was the battle of Jermaine and Todrick, the riffing African-Americans, throwing plaintive “oh-ohhhs” in the middle of any word. “What’s love got to do with oh-ohhh it?” Neither will be around long. Then there’s Andrew, still trying to top the magic of improving a Paula Abdul song.

Mike, the football linebacker who probably has THE PAJAMA GAME soundtrack on his iPod, gave the performance of the night doing James Brown’s “This is a Man’s World”. And Lee, the big teddy bear, did a nice turn with “Lips of an Angel”. They're safe. Everyone else is iffy.

Hopefully the women are better, Ellen is funnier, Crystal is back, and Sawyer isn’t transported back to 1977 before Kara can lick cookie dough off his chest.

Tuesday, March 2, 2010

KAIMAN Action Figure

Woohoo!!! My most wanted toys for 2009 finally landed on my coffee table!!! I am so happy, so excited, so.... I don't know what to say!!! I am overwhelmed!!! I had been waiting for this particular figure for almost 3 freaking months! I almost give up hope until my supplier told me that they still can get one more unit for me!!! Lets check it out.

Parcel arrived like a piece of sh*t carton


Greeted by the cool design packaging


Front Packaging


Rear Packaging


The inside of the box


The figure and the accessories that comes with it


Optional heads


Pair of knifes


A big ass axe


A pair of extra gloves


Mr Gyoza-Man and some more gyoza...yummy!


...and finally the small poster that comes with the figure


I do not have the time to take the figure out to take some pose pictures, so I included a picture below so you guys can get a fair idea why I am so desperate for this particular figure.


Monday, March 1, 2010

For cheating spouses, politicians, members of the clergy, and professional ballplayer – this is for YOU!

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Speed Machines Porsche Cayman and 911 GT3

Another addition to the Speed Machine family; the Cayman S and 911 GT3.
nice detailing for both especially the cayman, nothing much on the 911.
i'd say the mbx version of 911 GT3 is waayy better..heheh

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Revoltech Full Metal Panic!



So the item that i bought from Amiami was ARX7 Arbalest from Full Metal Panic! series.
i bought the ARX8 Laevatein some time back so this addition is a must..heh
but to my surprise, the paint job on this model is definitely very bad, uneven surface, paint chipping, aagh~ i wonder if others got the same problem.
even though this one is newer than my ARX-8 but the quality seriously lacking compared to the previous one..very sad indeed.

anyway i did some comparison between the two, but for now i focus only the basic look first. equip and unequipped and posing will take a lot of time so that must wait a little..heh..as always, images are click-able

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can u see the dang big paint chip at the back of ARX-7? seriously man,
very very very BAD QC!!! grrrr

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cool huh? but seriously IMO the ARX-8 is better in general, sturdier, better paint job and more awesome..im not sure if the reproduction of it with the new packaging will have the same quality or not..i wonder..mm
oh well stay tune for the individual review later on!