All of Barcelona is in SHOCK. People are walking around like zombies, just saying "why? why? WHY?" (They're saying it in Spanish but still). Street performers are finding it hard to swallow balloons or moon walk.
Chris got voted off last night???? CHRIS?????
I leave the fucking country for five days and this is what you people do? The only possible explanation I can think of is that too many people saw that wretched movie where Vin Diesal played a nanny and confused him with Chris.
I guess I shouldn't be that surprised. I mean, America elected Bush...twice. (Three times counting the wooden Indian old man). But the people in Barcelona, what do I tell them? What does anybody tell them?
When Taylor Hicks is announced as the new AMERICAN IDOL and dances like someone has a noose around his neck and is pulling it, Spain will probably break off diplomatic relations with the United States. Italy will soon follow.
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