Best & Worst of 2006 Continued

WORST HAIRCUT – Clay Aiken

BEST TV DRAMA – (tie) 24 and LOST (I know many disagree but I'm still hooked and where else are you going to see Evangeline Lily trapped in a cage?)

WORST TV DRAMA – THE VIEW

BEST CATFIGHT – Paris Hilton & Shanna Moakier

BEST NEWLY MARRIED COUPLE – Pamela Anderson & Kid Rock.

WORST COMMERCIAL – HeadOn headache remedy

BEST EDWARD R. MURROW IMPERSONATOR – Keith Olberman

BEST NEWCOMER – Jennifer Hudson

WORST BOOK – JUNIOR by Macaulay Culkin. In the intro he so accurately states: “I am not a writer.”

BEST NEW MYSTERY WRITER – Jesse Kellerman

BEST PLAY – HISTORY BOYS

WORST MOVIE FROM A PLAY – HISTORY BOYS

BEST REPORTER'S QUESTION TO A CELEBRITY – Meatloaf, promoting his new CD in June, was asked if he had ever rolled around in his own feces. That's how you win the Pulitzer!

WORST ANOREXIC – Nicole Richie

BEST GYLLENHAAL -- Maggie

BEST COMEBACK – Senator Joe Lieberman

WORST COMEBACK – Rocky Balboa

BEST YOUTUBE VIDEO -- Brokeback to the Future

WORST DEFENSE OF A COLLEGE FOOTBALL PLAYER – Long time Penn State coach, Joe Paterno defended an opponent player accused of sexual assault by saying, “He may not have known what he was getting into… a cute girl knocks on the door. What do you do?

BEST TRAILER – SPIDERMAN 3

BEST SURVIVING MEMBER OF THE WHO – Roger Daltry

BEST DVD – SIX FEET UNDER

WORST DVD – MAMA’S FAMILY

BEST BOBBLEHEAD DOLL – Canada litigator, Sheila Block of Torys LLP.

BEST FIRST HALF OF A MOVIE – THANK YOU FOR SMOKING

WORST ASSHOLE – Mel Gibson

BEST ANTI-SEMITE – Mel Gibson

BEST MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL MARKETING PROMOTION -- The Altoona Curve held “Frivolous Lawsuit Night”.

BEST STAND-UP COMEDIAN -- Lewis Black

WORST STAND-UP COMEDIAN – Michael Richards

WORST SHOT – Dick Cheney

BEST RADIO STATION – XM’s 60’s on 6.

WORST RADIO STATION – New York’s Jack-FM

WORST CASTING IDEA – An Indian film director is trying to persuade Paris Hilton to play the role of young Mother Teresa.

BEST NATIONAL SPORTSCASTER – Jon Miller

WORST NATIONAL SPORTSCASTER – Brent Musburger

WORST SURVIVOR WINNER -- Richard Hatch. Now serving four years in prison for not reporting his million dollar winnings. Guess he didn't realize that the show was televised. 90 more days for being stupid.

BEST PERSONAL APPEARANCE -- Cocaine hoarding/false robbery reporting Boy George sentenced to five days of street sweeping in New York City. If you can make it there...

BEST ACTOR IN A MOVIE – Peter O’Toole

BEST ACTRESS IN A MOVIE – Helen Mirren

BEST OF BILL PAXTON’S WIVES ON “BIG LOVE” – Chloe Sevigny

BEST ACTOR IN A THANKLESS ROLE – Chip Zien as first guy killed in UNITED 93. Spent the rest of the movie on the floor.

BEST HONOR – Me being named TIME MAGAZINE’S “Man of the Year”. I mean, to be singled out like that…wow.