The trial of the century (so far)

Have you been following the Christie Brinkley custody trial?

Here’s what we’ve learned:

Her husband was banging a teenager, sometimes in their house.

The husband, Peter Cook, also allegedly stuck his stepdaughter’s head into a bucket of water.

When Peter and Christie needed to get into the “mood” they watched downloaded porn and he had spent untold thousands on it.

Had he been checking he'd learn there are hundreds of free sites.

To prove Christie is a good mother she had introduced as evidence an elaborate dinosaur diorama (complete with a volcano and flying raptors!) that she helped build with her son for his science class. The woman is a saint!

Cook also gave the teen he was carnalizing a $300,000 payoff.

Christie testified that she tried to spare her young children the details of the messy break-up (of course now it’s a public trial).

A psychologist charged Cook with being a raging narcissist.

The same psychologist made the shocking assessment that Christie needs to work on "her choice of male figures".

So my question is this?

How come this is not a bigger story? What is happening with this country? Are we so consumed with higher gas prices, the presidential election, and a war to focus on what’s really important? I’m disappointed, Americans! Where are your priorities?

I mean, this is good stuff!! Rich attractive privileged socialites, sex scandals, character assassination, online porn, payoffs, adultery, betrayals, science projects – what moves you people anymore?!

Because if this trial can’t spark your interest then Lara Logan getting pregnant or Alex Rodriguez dating Madonna while his wife diddles Lenny Kravitz or George and Sarah splitting up will mean nothing, and if that’s the case – well, let’s just say the terrorists have won.