Expanding on Tweets. I sometimes need more than 140 words.

When I mentioned that Bruce Springsteen had an affair with a woman who looked just like his wife, my daughter Annie said if his wife ever caught him he could just say, “But honey, I thought it was you.”

That wouldn’t work for Jesse James. Hard to confuse America’s sweetheart, Sandra Bullock with Bombshell McGhee.

I love 24 but this season it has gone off the tracks crazy. First off, I can’t decide – is Katee Sackhoff the hammiest actress ever or has she just been given horrible direction? Not since Little Nell was tied to the railroad tracks has a villain been soooo melodramatic. It's like she's growing a mustache.

And what kind of air-tight security check could CTU have if someone who used a different name and once committed a major felony could get a top secret clearance? They pat down old ladies at the airport but Jack Nicholson of THE SHINING is allowed to be the chief systems analyst during a nuclear crisis?

And way to cover your tracks Katee. Who calls the terrorists repeatedly using a company cellphone while in the war room of CTU?

One app the iPad doesn’t offer is a way to predict sales of the iPad. First day sales were way less than expected (but still more than Blackberrys, Kindles, and Vegematics combined).

I’m thrilled that KABC radio and the Dodgers have agreed to extend their partnership for at least two more seasons. It’s hard enough to work for an organization you love; much less two.

Based on opening day can I revise my baseball predictions? The Pittsburgh Pirates will win the World Series.

ABC: Here's the thing about countdown clocks (like the one you had in LOST last week promoting V, which was distracting and totally insulting to everyone who worked so tirelessly on LOST to give you a good show) -- they're only effective if we care and are really looking forward to the event being counted down. So a countdown to the opening of the Olympics made sense. The countdown to when the Olsen Twins would turn 18 made sense. But no one give s a shit about the relaunch of V.

Thanks to everyone now following me on Twitter.

I will be reviewing AMERICAN IDOL late tonight. It’s “Lennon & McCartney Week”. Oh please let Katie Stevens sing “I Am the Walrus”.